Little Kid: OH, a puppy!
Balls: I'm a dog, not a puppy.
Little Kid: Oh, okay...
Balls: How about you come to my alleyway? I have a treat for you.
Little Kid: OKAY!
Little Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *crunch*
He's BaaaaaaaaaALLLS, the Talkin' Dog!
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Old Man: Hai dere, little dog. What's your name?
Balls: My name is Balls.
Old man: And you talk. That's amazing!
Balls: You know why they call me Balls?
Old man: No... why?
Balls: Because it's the first thing I bite.
He's BaaaaaaaaaALLS, the Talkin' Dog!
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Store: Oh, hai, doggy. What can I get you today?
Balls: Do you have a knife?
Store Owner: Uh... sure... What kind of knife?
Balls: A big one. Possibly with... blood on it?
Store Owner: Uh, not really...
Balls: Are you proud of your dick?
Store Owner: Yeah... wh- why?
Balls: Because... I'm gonna turn you into a girl.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
He's BaaaaaaaaaaAALLS, the Talkin' Dog!
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Based on the character in the Alchestbreach videos. Feel free to add your own "Balls" stories above this line. But please evade the Trollpasta cliches (And then a skeleton popped out, etc.) Oh, and uh... Balls can't die. >.>
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